Patriotic Quotes

I don’t make jokes, I just watch the government and report the facts. — Will Rogers

It is a good thing that we do not get as much government as we pay for. — Will Rogers

The minute you read something that you can’t understand, you can almost be sure it was drawn up by a lawyer. — Will Rogers

This country has come to feel the same when congress is in session as when a baby gets hold of a hammer. — Will Rogers

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets. — Will Rogers

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing — and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even. — Will Rogers

We don’t seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business? — Will Rogers

Elections are a good deal like marriages, there’s no accounting for anyone’s taste. Every time we see a bridegroom we wonder why she ever picked him, and it’s the same with Public Officials. — Will Rogers

Diplomats are just as essential in starting a war as soldiers are in finishing it. — Will Rogers

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. — Will Rogers, Illiterate Digest (1924), “Helping the Girls with their Income Taxes”

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